The Greatest Idea for a Game Ever but...

apparently JAWS Unleased's game play blows chunks. Difficult to control plus a camera that unerringly chooses the worst place to sit seem to be the universal complaints. But even so who wouldn't want to play THE great white shark from the greatest movie ever made. That is so whack.

So you swim around eating up greedy developers and nefarious scientists who have some kind of hokey plot for Amity. But who gives a shit about plot? As JAWS I've got less morality than a Grand Theft Auto player. I wanna eat bad guys and do-gooders alike. What could be more fun than devouring a rubber raft-riding group of drift net protesting Greenpeaceniks?

You begin with just a few moves to kill your prey, but as you advance you can get more advanced attacks. I so hope they've put a few wrasslin' moves in there.

Tombstone! Suplexxxxxxxxxx!

This had better be PSP-bound.