Canine Coprophobia
My school is in an area of Tokyo called Den-en Chofu. Den-en Chofu is a rather swanky place where residents live in 3-story houses rather than apartments. They drive European cars rather than take the bus. And they leave their pooch's shit on the sidewalk rather than pick it up.
Dog knows why this is so. But every moring without fail I have to perform some unintended sidestep while walking to work to avoid a K9ian present. What can be so hard about cleaning up after one's dawg? If they really are Man's Best Friend then you should want to pick up after them. If my best friend shit on the street, I'd pick up after them.
Then again, maybe I'd just get a new best friend.
posted by winstoninabox @ 8:36 AM
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6 Comments:
Does this mean you're shitscared?
tee-hee. da simonster said a naughty word.
do you kiss your mutha' wid dat potty mouth?
you'd think that people *that* rich would have a servant to clean up the poop or something. Or at least some sort of intricate solar-powered robotic pooper-scooper that also acts as a doggie-bidet with built-in music to cover up any noises.
or something.
We could perhaps call it AShItMO?
Surely it'd spend all its time cleaning up after Aibo.
who needs a dog when you can have an intricate solar powered robotic pooper scooper with music?
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