Ever have One of those Days?

So you've finished using the toilet that you need an engineering degree to understand, and you're washing your hands at the old tech sink, when what happens? The water splashes up and wets your tie. "Damn," you think, but it could have been worse. And then it is because you look down and there's tell-tale droplets on your pants front. Damn.

This is a potentially embarrassing problem when your job is teaching 12 to 15 year old girls. So some vigourous rubbing with toilet paper coupled with some blowing cures the problem in a time that hopefully doesn't seem excessively long to remain hidden in the toilets.

Whereupon you return to the staff room and notice that the hot water urn could use a topping up. Taking off the lid, you turn on the tap. Did it just splash droplets out the top onto your pants. What do you think?