Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Tour Dates

winstoninabox self-promotions is proud to announce dates for the Australian tour of

“somewhere in Japan there’s a megalopolis without an idiot”

August 15th to 19th – Sydney
August 20th – Melbourne (1 NITE ONLY!!)
Somewhere in these – Newcastle (1 nite TBA)

Supported by Mari with her “Raptor vs. Gundam Maxx” hand puppet show.

Guaranteed to amuse the toddlers or the feeble minded.

What the critics have to say:

“Avoid it like one of those plagues that one reads about, but never has the misfortune to run into” – Time Magazine

“This show was a bigger menace to the city than Spider-Man and Dr. Octopus combined” – The Daily Bugle

Yes, we're coming to Australia. Sorry, but we can't get out to Townsville or Canberra this time. But I'm letting you know (yes, you) just in case you (yes, still you) should be in Sydney at this time. Maybe we can meet up and do a touristy thing together.

4 Comments:

At July 20, 2005 6:46 PM, Blogger Polysemous said...

So, I'm guessing Bugsplat, WA, is out of the question?

 
At July 21, 2005 12:06 AM, Blogger winstoninabox said...

Depends on the question.

 
At July 21, 2005 12:52 PM, Blogger Polysemous said...

Okay.
The question is;
"Hey farmer, do you know the way to Bugsplat, WA?"
And the answer is;
"Well, you can't get there from here."

 
At July 23, 2005 2:40 PM, Blogger Dave said...

Doubt I can make it either.

To Syndey, Melbourne *or* Bugsplat...

 

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